• Ugly Bob@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Wizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

    Being a wizard is super expensive.

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

      • skulblaka@startrek.website
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        7 months ago

        Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

        Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS