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Yeah I don’t think there’s any context in which smashing kids on rocks is justified.
seems legit. downloading rn /s
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Reading is hard too. If only there was an AI that could do the reading
Wait how does that work? Why does the egg not just… roll over?
What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.
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