Florida voters. Does it need any more of an explanation? You don’t get a shot because you’re not in the “in” group (assumption based on the fact that you’re posting here and asking that question specifically). Unfortunately, it could be worse. Much, much worse. But that’s irrelevant.
There’s nothing stopping me from writing a $480 million USD check either. Cashing it, on the other hand, that’s a you problem.
In case it hasn’t already been shared …
You wake up.
You’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream.
The concept of selling “feet pics” to pay back “student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
Her milk shake brings all the bugs to her arms.
I didn’t even know you could find Snork Alarms anymore. But I wonder if this is a case where this device is designed for a non-english speaking area where these are the correct spellings for snork and alarm or if this is just a case of mistranslation.