Ancient Rome everybody.

I love that “poop with friends” is in a different ink than “poop alone”, and that the frowny face is in different ink than the smiley face, suggesting that this was a collaborative effort between multiple people over an unknown period of time.

• Step 1: Unlock door, and invite any volunteers to join you.
• Step 2: Ask your new friend to verify your need to poop. If you’re in a high-quality facility, they may bring a cup of tea or coffee for you to enjoy during Step 3.