DichotoDeezNutz@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?message-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?DichotoDeezNutz@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoWhat exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoI try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
minus-squareCosmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoAs they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoThat’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.
What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
Dick or guillotine?
Yes
As they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.