• TheJims@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

    Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

    Trump 2024

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    1·
    10 months ago

    Hey that orphan-crushing machine is a constitutionally enshrined right. I have the right to mount that thing on wheels and drive it around to crush up orphans wherever I want! And if somebody tries to stop me and gets caught up in and jams the mechanism, I have the right to sue his estate for damages!

  • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    Of course it’s a mystery. An honest discussion about why orphan-crushing machines need to exist would lead to an honest discussion about where your society’s pain really comes from.

    And the owner class doesn’t want that discussion to happen. Because it would come out that they don’t pay their fair share of the tax burden, which would keep orphan-crushing machines from existing in the first place.