As far as chandeliers go, I’ve seen deadlier. Some if they fell on you, you’d be toast…

I read this as missile toaster and didn’t question ist, because it would send toasts flying around the room pretty good.

The toast of Damocles.

How many more toasters do they have, that they had to start using the ceiling?

The toasters are missiles! Watch out!

Maybe this guy should just get a quad toaster instead of two double toasters?