The French Opening
Simple counter: Don’t be French.
don’t be french aristocracy
Counter with the russian defense only if they play the napoleon gambit
Should have gone for the constitutional monarchy five moves ago
If you get to this point it’s far too late.
Generally though if you suspect your opponent is going to be using the guillotine, you want to try and either reduce inequality or increase security.
And for God’s sake, don’t mention cake.
Why don’t they eat cheese burgers if they don’t have food
What are they chopping off? He’s already all crown.
Make sure they get the bishops to. Religion is far worse.
As soon as your king gets strapped to the guillotine, you have no more legal moves, and it is a draw by stale mate
Convince the opposing pawns to overthrow their own king and recognise that there should be no war but class war.
It appears the pawns already turned, and 2 extra so I’d guess maybe the queen ran off with one of the bishops and became normal pawns for the other side.
Should only be 16 pawns right? 18 I count in the picture
I don’t know but somehow the pawns look so cute in this picture
I’d lob off our own king’s head tho.
Yell KIDDING. I was just kidding. You didn’t really think I was trying to attack you all this time did you? Gah.
Maybe AI can help
You point to the black king and shout: he is one who has power over you! I’m from another country and only here to visit. And you would trigger an international incident! Do you want (non-civil) war?
oh he’s fine, that’s just a coronation… of sorts.
just tell your opponent “en pessant” and Just casually flip the board upside down.
but do it with dignity.
En pissant
Wonder what the top engine move is here
Let them eat C8.
get him
