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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

New Dispensary Promises Customers Tantalizing Taste Of The Forbidden Fruit That Is Marijuana

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New Dispensary Promises Customers Tantalizing Taste Of The Forbidden Fruit That Is Marijuana

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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CLEVELAND—Attempting to draw in passersby with that rarest leaf from faraway lands, a new dispensary opened in the area Thursday, promising customers a tantalizing taste of the forbidden fruit that is marijuana. “O, could it be? A merchant whose wares are that seductive and most taboo of herbs?” said local man Jason…
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    Corporate weed marketing is fairly shit.

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