• Zozano@lemy.lol
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    8 months ago

    Can I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet?

    If so, I’ll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid.

    It’ll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.

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    8 months ago

    What astonishes me most is that at least half of you are probably highly paid engineers that are debating this on company time instead of using your brainpower for actual problems.

    I like it!

    Also I choose spices for instant riches and laser for burning out the eyes of my enemy to solidify my identity as a magician. After that we can finally focus on growing weed and mushrooms because y’all know 5 tanks ain’t gonn last long.

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      8 months ago

      Being unproductive is a form of radical resistance that transcends simply materially impacting your employer and their unrealistic expectations on your labor and extends into destabilizing the fundamental narratives burned into your brain by society about what makes you a valuable human and what the basic pursuit of happiness really entails.

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        8 months ago

        I couldn’t agree more. However I do think the revolution would be more accessible with some punctuation now and then.