Some people say I’m melting like an iceberg. Not me, but someone. And let me tell you folks, nobody has ever melted as fast as me. Others will look at me and say “wow, how do you do that? That’s amazing!”, well, to you it is, but I can melt because I’m cognitively there.

Can you believe this folks, I could literally melt in the middle of New York and nobody would grab a cup.

If you’re not born here it’s hard to tell, but due to Australia’s immigration policy, these people are now the average Australian, ya dawg cant

I’m a day one CP77 player and spent a lot of time in Night City. I’ve made four level 50 characters, read every patch note as it updated, and even fell into the FF06B5 rabbit hole.

The launch wasn’t great, but the negativity was miscalibrated.

The worst part of launch was the previous gen versions, which were functionally unplayable.

Yet most people were hanging shit on visual bugs and physics irregularities. This is an issue since CP77 is supposed to specialise in spectacle and immersion, but was a long way from being “unplayable”.

Outside of one instance, during an emotional scene, when a character died while a gun was clipped through his head, these bugs were funny. It didn’t affect how much fun I had.

The game is in a very good state now. The progression system had a major overhaul since the start of 2.0 and it is a fucking blast!

The game is far more streamlined, they’ve reduced the time spent in the menu, and made cyberware more important.

Perk points are now a lot more balanced.

Previously, if you wanted to play “properly”, you would dump 20 attribute points in Cool for Cold Blood, 18 in Tech to craft legendary items, and 20 into Intelligence/Body/Reflex, depending on your main damage type. It was quite restrictive.

Now the game is pushing you to use each attribute type to level up all five of your skills.

Besides leveling Tech up to 20 (you’re a dipshit if you don’t), and Reflexes to 15 (for air-dash) you can basically do whatever the fuck you want with your stats, and the gameplay is far better for it.

Once you get things set up, you’re zipping around the city like spiderman, sliding up to peoples butts at 70km/h and shoving the funnel of a shotgun into their ass. It’s a good feeling.

Bullshit.

You can’t trick me, it’s obvious these blokes are just taking the piss. As if any country of people sound like that.

˙ʇunɔ sıɥʇ uıɐldxǝ uǝɥʇ 'lɐǝɹ ʇ,usı ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ɟı

Just to play devils advocate… If Australia wasn’t real, then there isn’t an aussie accent to botch.

If this guys hand was a fork.

Nevermind. Got high enough.

I’m not high enough for this. Someone tell me what I’m supposed to see which isn’t there.

Modders don’t want to touch it. What have they got to work with?

Fun story for y’all.

I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don’t bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).

This day I learned our family was not normal.

An ellipsis is only three dots.

The word “don’t” should be capitalised.

Also, full stop after the word “nazi”.

I swear, I was just trying to write the name of the country! I didn’t know it only had one G!

Poland has unusually gassy citizens

Poor choice of words

Oh boy, I sure can’t wait to never hear about this again.

The problem doesn’t stem from their critical thinking skills, but rather, a combination of indoctrination and religious beliefs which cause a series of presuppositions to supersede the conclusions the rest of us have taken as presuppositions.

In some sense I admire their dedication to challenge established facts about reality, that should be done in general.

To clarify the statement about indoctrination and religion: many people are not aware that flat earthers are religious wackjobs. Their thought process is as follows:

“If the universe contains trillions of celestial bodies and they’re all spherical, then we are inconsequential. It must be the case that we are special, and earth is not a sphere, but is flat.”

Some flat earthers will claim space doesn’t exist, even though their bible tells them God created other planets.

3 months is a very short time to come… (Puts on glasses)… Full circle.

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

The engine is all besides the point, though there are games like Apex Legends which use the Source Engine and are just great.

How would I convince gamers to use my platform instead of Steam?

For starters, act in good faith. For all the issues you raise with Steam, at least they aren’t fighting anyone for exclusivity rights.

Transferring Rocket League and Payday2 to Epic fucked the community so hard they have split the player pool.

They could offer some basic community tools, and features which every other store has had for years.

I was only talking about Epic Game Store, not Unreal.

But on that matter, Valve charges much less for their engine, and is often free for indie devs.

EGS would be grossly profitable if they had a good service, but they don’t because their platform is shit.

“They basically just sell Fortnite and Rocket League”

So, has anything changed in the past 3 years or are they just doing the exact same thing, hoping something would change?

I’ve always liked the adage: science doesn’t tell us what’s true, only what isn’t.

We don’t know the best way to treat cancer, but we know leeches don’t work.