Sonic R. Genuinely the worst racing game I’ve ever played. But the low poly models and the music are so charming to me. I used to just sit down and 100% it when I was stressed.

That’s actually pretty tempting… I’ve wondered if I could hack it in dentistry before.

I’d be so scared to let a kid do that now. Barbed wire is everywhere, everyone wants to brandish a gun at strangers, and truck drivers can’t even see pedestrians anymore.

I don’t have kids though, because I couldn’t force a kid to hide indoors all day, either.

I wish I sold drugs instead of shitty licensed Switch games and dildos.

Pretty easily, yeah. Customer tells me in advance what goods they want, and pay a little extra for me to buy the goods for them and meet at a dropoff point so they have more time to do… whatever people did in 1700… play video games?

Ian’s Shoelace Site, baby!! I was doing granny knots for years before I found him.

Dumbest reason to kill someone is they got too serious on your silly thread.

I feel like you were going for silly answers and got depressingly true answers. :(