I thought the joke here was that even when they’re not locked your average inkjet printer is a hot pile of garbage machinery that works only when the planets align and you’ve sacrificed 3 goats and a your firstborn.

Meanwhile laster jet printers work most of the time except when they don’t.

Edit: one time I wanted to buy more ink for my inkjet and there was a brand new inkjet printer that came with ink that was less expensive than a new cartridge. (Of the same size)

The new printer was $30 and worked just as poorly as my $150 inkjet.

I’ve done printer maintenance for years among other things and inkjets are literally designed and manufactured in the deepest layer of hell.

Well at this point the old “taxi” model is (from the consumers perspective) basically the same as Uber. Use an app to get a ride, pay for the ride, (maybe) tip the driver. Call them whatever you want, but it just needs to be another Uber, but better.

Another accurate mood. Hope tomorrow is better for you friend.

Yeah imagine the call with his lawyer. “Hi, it’s me again. You’re not gonna fucking believe this.”