Why? Why is your body slowly falling apart necessary to mature mentally?

And if you want to play by RAW, they’re born with all their stats, knowing whatever language they know, and and the same size class as adults.

If I were a player, I would have asked if it’s a sandwich. Just to watch the world burn.

It’s based on Lord of the Rings.

But you only actually sleep for six of it. You spend up to two hours of it doing a light activity like keeping watch and reading. And yet you’re still fully rested and healed of all damage.

That’s based on the idea that vampires are weak to silver, right? In D&D, they don’t seem to have that weakness. It should be werewolves, devils, wights, jackalweres, wraiths and night hags that don’t have reflections in silver mirrors. Also, the mirror in equipment is steel. The only way to get a silver mirror is to learn Sanctuary and have a component pouch.

Is there a rule that vampires don’t have reflections? I can’t find it, but I don’t have the books.

And it does 1d4+strength damage, regardless of how big it is.

Joke’s on you. Now the party has the action economy on their side. Moreso than before.

Reminds me of the smartest Batman goon.

I would expect the enemies to be extremely cowardly given that they live in a universe where hell exists.

So basically your mitochondria decides your species?

Personally I like keeping it a little more complicated. It’s the same race as the mother, unless the mother is a ditto, in which case it’s the same race as the father.

*Or humans and variant humans.

You’re thinking of dragons. Humans only have the ability to fuck elves, orcs, and dragons.

It really shouldn’t be, but the game treats it as one. For example, the Cleric Forge’s Channel Divinity blessing.

You conduct an hour-long ritual that crafts a nonmagical item that must include some metal: a simple or martial weapon, a suit of armor, ten pieces of ammunition, a set of tools, or another metal object.

This is more specific than the general rule

For the purpose of these rules, an object is a discrete, inanimate item like a window, door, sword, book, table, chair, or stone, not a building or a vehicle that is composed of many other objects.

So in the case of armor, it counts as one object even though it’s not a discrete item. But unless there’s something calling a feast one object, it follows these rules.

If you allow a feast, what doesn’t count as “one object”?

You make terrain in an area up to 1 mile square look, sound, smell, and even feel like some other sort of terrain.

No mention of taste. You’d better make it smell really good. Or just use Prestidigitation.

You can only make one object. I could understand if it was a big pot of soup, but I don’t see how this counts as one object.

Here’s how I’d use Fabricate to cook:

1. Fabricate plate mail.
2. Sell the plate mail.
3. Use the money to hire a chef.