ArtieShaw

and nobody made it,

Had to re-read that once to realize that it didn’t involve mass fatality. Was relieved!

If I was a millionaire, I’d have a couple bugs that were fully restored, but short of that I will just enjoy the memories of my car inspiring violence in children.

Same here!

It was glorious. Warmed my heart to see little kids spontaneously start whaling on each other whenever I drove by.

Her business partner (and co-defendant) is described as a “mental health counselor.” I’m sure she’s fine.

/s