The Assman

Jesse Ventura is a good guy

…do you hit tab after every sentence?

Snail arms? You know they have arms under the shell right?

I refunded it because it ran like shit. This just makes me even sadder.

I’m gonna guess snails

Behold, a dog

This guy is oblivious to all the crazy dinosaur sex

https://i.imgur.com/cSXYtsv.jpeg

They already tried to lynch him

I’m listening

What a country. In Sweden they tax the billionaires. In America, billionaires tax you!

Hey I’m just curious. Wasn’t sure if “has a passport” was the same thing as being a citizen, which I assume would make you eligible for the draft.

Endorse Biden you coward. His opponent’s supporters wanted to hang you.

You talking Russian citizens in Ukraine, or ethnically Russian Ukrainian citizens?

🤡👇

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Like Epstein was

Haha yeah they called the woman, told her to buy a coffee in the drive thru and handle it in the most careless way possible. Here’s an idea: go buy a rake from Home Depot, set it on the ground, step on it, bonk your forehead, and sue Home Depot for damages. After all, they’re selling a dangerous product and if you use it irresponsibly, that’s on them.

All these armchair legal experts acting like her winning the case means she isn’t partly to blame are hilarious.

Look I probably hate McDonald’s more than any of you but as I see it:

• the woman ordered coffee in the drive thru in a vehicle with no cup holders
• held the cup between her knees rather than, ya know, placing it on a flat surface
• spilled the coffee on herself while taking off the lid

While McDonald’s:

• made the coffee too hot

It’s clear after the case that McDonald’s coffee was exceptionally hot, but there was clearly an irresponsible chain of decisions that led to her getting burnt.

The jury found that McDonald’s was 80% responsible. I just think it’s more like 50%.

when do we start blaming people for asking for such things?

On the same day that we start blaming people for spilling hot McDonald’s coffee on themselves

fastest cars

You can buy a mid level sedan with a turbo today that will blow the doors off of most cars from that era. I mean we have cars today with 1500+ horsepower with zero modifications.