7 and 8 were so damn good while still having that metroidvania / resident evil feel to the world. Lots to explore but not a sandbox. They felt like every room was a bespoke experience as opposed to an open world sandbox which is going to have so much dead space to fill with copy pasted assets that have just been scattered about by algorithms.

Not every game needs to be a sandbox or open world. We have enough gta clones.

Making everything a sandbox erodes your games identity and uniqueness.

Really hope they don’t do that.

Pretty sure they figured it out a while ago.

Definitely use a different meme for this. That guy is a fucking POS.

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The Marvelization of Cinema: https://youtu.be/5tmxfVWDgMM?si=nBDMc8rtluGhCzxt

Just gonna leave this here.

It’s Tombstone and you know it!

Yeah they sure like to beat dead horses.

Austin Power, Johnny English and Get Smart would fall under good enough to watch.

The rest is studio executives wanting some of that cake.

Oh gosh. Freaking classics.

Imagine if they made those today. Like not another remake or sequel but like actually made them nowadays. Or Wayne’s World?

I just don’t see it happening without it falling completely flat due to executives being tone deaf shills.

That whole part about mocking the paid ads would just be a paid advertising segment.

I would so watch a good parody bond film but Hollywood would never make this.

A creative casting for a roll of a traditionally beautiful person.

Do you know how many watch ads and car commercials they would miss out on.

No, the next bond will be filmed like the latest marvel garbage. So evenly lit that you’d think it was a commercial with how clean it looks.

Yeah no shit. The theatre experience has been degraded into a capitalist wank fest.

Paying a ludicrous about of money for tickets and some of the worst snacks. To then be bombarded with annoying guests, obnoxious trailers and a sound systems so overwhelmingly base heavy that you can’t hear the dialogue between explosions.

No pausing for more snacks, to use the toilet or have a toke.

Let alone the film quality these days has been degraded to being glorified features length commercials. Nothing worth bearing through that shitshow of an experience, to get to watch something on a slightly bigger screen.

The theatre is arguably a worse experience in every way possible.

Want to watch a movie? Stay at home. Spend that money doing something else outside of the theatres.