Literally spittin facts

I live in a country that spends half the year on fire, my doomerism is justified (and worsening with the constant lack of action on climate change).

Agreed, especially with the urgency part.

There’s a whole bucketload of TV series/anime I’ve not kept up with because “I’ll just catch up later”, and I still have yet to watch the latest “final season” part of AoT lmaooo

Dial-up internet (and I’m only in my 20s!)

All 35 seconds magnificent missionary.

E: that includes undress/redress.

Nearing 6mo since I booted into my windows drive (been a daily user since 98)

The pro is the one to get I’ll tell you, unless you have a Z-Fold, in which case get the X2C (I think) that just released, that one’s got the port on the left, meaning when unfolded it sits with the screen unfolded upwards.

The standard X2 has buttons for the triggers, pro has travel. The joysticks aren’t hall effect on mine iirc, but they’re very accurate and it’s surprisingly comfortable. You can also swap the ABXY around as they’re magnetic button caps, and they’re held in so well I need pliers to pull em. Only issue I’ve got is left on the D-pad is a little finicky and it makes combos a bit difficult at times on some games.

You can mod the X2 pro so it stretches out and fits a 10/11" tablet but it’ll stretch the springs out, or add fans if your phone gets a bit hot like mine under heavy load (I’ll likely be adding a 30mm fan or two).

I give it a 9/10, -1 for D-pad jank.

Made a comment in another thread the other day, but as a gamesir x2 pro owner the telescopic controllers are really good now too.

I got the USBC one so no input delay or battery to recharge, cost me $100AUD, built solid and there are mod guides out there now (I’m gonna add a 30mm fan or two to keep my phone cool it can get a bit hot under heavy load.

I mean, I knew it was bad already, but please for the love of god stop giving them ideas that they may or may not have yet thought of…

TIL, nice.

Why is it named after those bin juice drinking cunt birds?

I love the idea, but I hate the name.