Why is any one at all using FaceBook Inc.?

If you can answer that question the yours swallows the crumbles falling out the mouth.

Better at being the real criminal.

Or swap for Monero over Bisq (TOR market). Whatever. Bitcoin is Snitchcoin. Everything is broadcast enough you cannot avoid it. Even your methods aren’t enough.

Bitcoin=Snitchcoin

Monero won’t broadcast every exchange’s handler’s details: IP address, ID, time & Date, Amount, Target, Totals, etc.