Besides that this was actually funny, I wish I could get my time back for filling out any official forms and documents. Could take a nice long vacation in that time…

Full stack for babies shudders

Don’t drop any acorns and cut all trees in the surrounding area

Oh, first console was a ps1 with the mod chip and the first pc a C64 and the first game was Barbarian - The Ultimate Warrior

Taking the bus and enjoying that 15 second buffer instead of skipping at every pothole

I still have and use that cassette adapter, but my car is from before 2000

That physically hurts and now spans across a lot of basic product categories, not just software - looking at you, Audi, BMW, HP and Tesla

Ah yes, the moment you to have to break the law to own the stuff you bought. Audi A3 jailbreak

That paragraph about genetics and needing a ruling class because the poor can’t help themselves feels so wrong, immoral and like a completely degenerate thing to say that I am tempted to turn the argument around and say that these people need help. Who in there right mind would, seriously, consider something that’s not even the closest thing to being backed by science and logic.