I pick a duck: Nobody said it had to be a challenging fight plus duck is delicious.

Bring it on you rapey bastard!

Outsmarting and outlasting is a real advantage: We are the apex predator (to our own detriment of course, but don’t sell humans short we’re some scary-ass apes when you get down to it).

I figure it’s commentary on the education system?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smh my head

My favorite was that time I was making enough to afford the payments on a mortgage but they wouldn’t give me a mortgage because my credit score wasn’t good enough and they were worried I couldn’t make the payments even though I provided the income information that showed I could totally make the payments because fuck me for being young I guess.

So instead I spent years paying way more to rent, preventing me from saving up enough to buy much of anything.

Maybe we should pay our teachers so they don’t have to do more work when they’re done with work so they can do stuff like not starve to death or have a roof over their head?

She’s a teacher and a porn star, but she still can’t spell masturbate…

smh my head

There was no world wide web.

D:

Said the guy they wanted to hang

Gross.

WB sure does suck

So?