Duranie@literature.cafetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney saysEnglish
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8 months agoThe radar technician? Dude, Matt straight up sucks.
The radar technician? Dude, Matt straight up sucks.
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
It’s because there’s some insane conspiracy theory that Biden and Democrats rigged the NFL to get Swift’s football playing boyfriend’s team into the Superbowl so she can get her fans to help Biden will the election.
It even hurts to type that.
Yep - if it’s an expense I have to pay monthly anyway and might as well use one card for my expenses then pay it off every month and reap the rewards points/cash back.