I had a 55 inch TV that I bought in 2005 right before flat screens became common. Thing was so heavy it was on wheels.

When it finally died, I used it as a TV stand for my TV.

I made a functioning slot machine in Excel while bored at work. Got flummoxed at how to keep a running total of wins and losses though.

I truly underestimated how deep the movement that’s using Trump’s cult of personality for its own means runs.

We’re so very fucked.

Step one: Proclaim that immigrants are taking American jobs

Step two: Exploit that sweet, sweet exception carved out of the thirteenth amendment and enslave the immigrants

I do remember that. Didn’t stop me.

Sticking my finger into the coin return of every pay phone, and if there was a dime, checking the date on it because silver coins were still floating around in circulation.

Same thing every time one of us got our hands on a quarter. If it was silver, we’d all fight over it.

I don’t remember any of us ever cashing one in. If we found one, it would just go into a shoebox, ultimately getting lost to time.

Harris oversaw more than 1,900 marijuana convictions in San Francisco, previously unreported records from the DA’s office show. Her prosecutors appear to have convicted people on marijuana charges at a higher rate than under her predecessor, based on data about marijuana arrests in the city.

As the political winds blow with her I guess. At least it’s a positive change.

Can you imagine sending your eighteen year old son to play football for this guy? Must’ve been quite interesting if your eighteen year old son also happened to have an abundance of melanin.

What? Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that sex on the beach doesn’t involve any sand!

Is that what happened to Hank Hill?

Cotton got his shins shot off, Hank got his ass shot off?

Just tried it. Yep, no access. Just a long message lambasting Texas politicians.

I tried all the other regular sites, no issues.

They’re gonna need an industry wide cooperation to successfully combat this.

Meanwhile, if I were to skip court for a jaywalking ticket, they’d put a warrant out for my arrest.

I don’t think he believes any such thing as his words being legally binding.

He’s just being your run of the mill petulant childish Texan politician with the “nuh uh YOU ARE!” type rhetoric.

I went to both countries in my twenties and thoroughly enjoyed both. Beyond some overly strong beer in the Philippines and maybe a joint or two in the rural parts of Thailand, I didn’t engage in any of the stereotypical behavior, though I definitely saw it.

I guess now that I’m in my fifties, I’m not allowed to go back because it would be a matter of course that I’d pick up some teen bride, right?

But seriously, both countries are so, so beautiful. I’ve got less than zero desire to ever go to Hawaii after island hopping in the Philippines. As to Thailand, it’s just so calm. Like you’re not even capable of being stressed there. (Unless of course, you’re smuggling drugs around and find yourself on the business end of a prison cell door. Then yer fucked)

Shit. I forgot to rake the state. Sorry everybody.

I loved my Element. Gave it to my daughter when she got her license and she drove it until the wheels fell off.

Now she says one of her goals in life is to make enough money to restore one.