Yes.

I am one of those weirdos who feel like they were run over a car last night every time they wake up.

That is, unless I had either a cardio activity or a strength training exercise session in the last two days.

Do you mean the one in March 2022 that was torpedoed by Boris Johnson

This is incorrect. It was torpedoed by Ukrainians finding out about the Bucha massacre about a week earlier.

if Minsk II was simply enforced.

Who should have “enforced” Russia to move their soldiers out of Donbas and how?

You are forgetting The Wind Rises, Kiki’s Delivery Service and Princess Mononoke at least.

Yep, I remember a 4chan greentext of a guy on only fans posting feet pics and pretending to be a girl.

Whatever stops them from doing their own Congress of Vienna II: Baghdad Boogaloo?

Me and my wife chose a more sporky solution.

You can both be right, because trying to make more conscious health decisions is what actually made you healthier.