MushuChupacabra

TIC-80

Putin is lucky that the attack happened after the election. I think he’d have only won about eighty-one percent of the popular vote.

Whoopsi-doodle

Like George Zimmerman, but less enchanting.

He crossed state lines to hunt people, and now has a taste for human blood.

Your warning is legitimate.

Accidents happen.

Ok, so the statue getting pulled right the fuck off its pedestal would be the most thorough way for the monument to be accidentally destroyed.

Hypothetically, how large of a vehicle accidentally smashing into the monument , would it take to damage said monument beyond repair?

Sorry your hyperbolic fear mongering isn’t quite enough to manipulate me … everything will remain the same.

Unless of course Trump runs roughshod over the rule of law, and exacts revenge on his political rivals. As he has stated he will do if elected. He is not asking to be a dictator, he is stating that he is going to be.

So basically the opposite of “everything will remain the same”.

Don’t get me wrong, if it happens I’ll be first in line with a rifle to fight it, but I highly doubt it.

I also highly doubt that you would fight back in any way. You’re extremely comfortable with the premise that this is just like every other election; if that were so, then why are you suggesting that you’d fight?

I doubt his ability to become dictator.

Thank you very much for erasing my grave concerns. Your assurances are so good, that I completely forgot about what Donald Trump was like as president.

Your words are soothing. Nice work.

We can all relax now.

In this case, crying wolf means nor wanting Donald Trump to become president. The guy who stated clearly that he wants to be dictator (but only for a day apparently, so no worries), stated that some migrants trying to get into the states are not human, wants to exact revenge on his political rivals, and incites violence in his supporters whenever he doesn’t get his way (and even when he does get his way).

Oh, yeah I almost forgot to mention that he’s a Russian asset, and has already sold state secrets. Colloquially, that’s known as treason.

Getting a little “boy who cried wolf”-y in here.

Getting a little dismissive of existential threats to democracy in here.

You’re probably right.

Thankfully, there’s nothing of existential importance happening this election cycle.

Let’s just let the messaging flow, and see where it takes us.

I can assure you I’m not Russian, I live in LA, I’m gay, and I’m far left.

Your assurance isn’t worth shit. Your body of work here speaks for itself.

Blame them for writing the articles if you’re mad.

But they were aggregated and shared by you.

They also write blistering reports on Donald Trump, regarding the multiple legal cases against him, him parroting Hitler’s playbook, and basically trying to incite a civil war or secretarian violence.

Apparently, that’s not very important to you. Amplifying “Biden is bad” signals is of the utmost importance to you. Avoiding concrete criticism of Donald Trump at all cost is important to you.

That’s essentially the brief for a troll tasked with suppressing the vote to boost the chances of Donald Trump winning.

So ya, you’re a troll, and nothing more.

The Jews will not relpace us! The Jews will not replace us! The Jews will not replace us! The Jews will not replace us!

-the Tiki Torch Twats

What was Donald Trump’s statement on those guys again?

It’s all part of God’s plan.

I’m not sure how my schadenfreude helps God, but I guess that’s why I’m down here, and he’s up there.

Go look at my post history on Reddit before the API disaster. I’m not a troll…

Your body of work here speaks for itself.

Trump is a piece of crap and not worth the time to post about.

What a searing takedown.

Worst troll ever.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I lean into my disdain for their roasting standard on the internet for fake points. My actual impression is more along the lines of: Isn’t this supposed to be premium somehow?

Like if they served it out of acaraffe at a gas station for about a third of the price, I’d be less annoyed.

Here we go again… “you’re a Russian bot/Trumper/Republican because you’re critical of Biden!”

K.

Gets called out very specifically for shitting on Biden, not shitting on Trump, while simultaneously claiming to be a leftist.

Responds by doing anything but saying a bad word about Trump. Maintains laser focus on criticism of Biden.

Like a leftist.

K.

I’d fire your troll farm. This is seriously low grade.

Scanning your posts, I see tons of direct shots at Biden, and just about no posts about Trump, with the exception of signs of rising support for Trump among such and such group, how global markets are planning for Trump, and so on.

Absolutely nothing warmer than a backhanded complement for Biden, a net narrative of Trump gaining ground amongst various demos that don’t vote Republican.

I’m not a Democrat

I believe this.

and I’m not a Republican.

You might be, or you might be a troll in a factory. The rhetoric overlaps; so whether you’re a republican or not is irrelevant.

I’m far left

Of course you are.