The lead scientist is sort of set up to be the final girl, but she also fails the morality test several times, so by the rules of horror movies she’s got to go.

I remember reading that she was originally supposed to survive, but test audiences hated her character so much that they switched the survivor role around at the last minute.

The Angus burgers? I loved the mushroom and swiss one, still mad that they’re gone.

That and their breakfast bagel sandwiches.

But time flies.

Cancer can appear in anyone, at any time, no matter how healthy you are. In fact your body is constantly generating the precursors to cancer due to unavoidable genetic damage (age, sunlight, cosmic radiation, pure random chance during cell division), but has processes to eliminate them before they spread. Cancer is when these processes fail and the damaged cell is allowed to reproduce. Being healthy only reduces the number of dice you’re rolling.

Colorectal cancer is especially insidious as the colon is constantly shedding cells (the more often cells split, the higher the cancer risk), and often there aren’t any symptoms until it’s too late. Everyone should get checked out periodically.

And CPUs with higher core counts tend to have lower clock speeds per core, leading to games sometimes running much better on mid-range hardware than on the latest and greatest.

Are you talking about the one showing conservatives tend to have an underdeveloped sense of empathy, or are there other studies?

Need to light the campfire? Prestidigitation! Also works to extinguish it.

Dropped a spoon on the ground? Prestidigitation! It’s clean again!

Lost the spoon? Prestidigitation! You have a new one for twelve seconds, long enough for a quick stir.

Forgot a spice and the flavor is off? Prestidigitation! Your meal now tastes exactly how you want it to.

Need to call the party to eat? Prestidigitation! You create a flare, the sound of a chime, or just spread the smell of cooked food around.

Left the food out too long and now it’s cold? Prestidigitation! It’s the perfect temperature again. Also works for chilling drinks (your booze hounds will thank you).

Post-meal cleanup? Done in under a minute no matter how messy the barbarian eats, thanks once again to prestidigitation.