European or African swallow?
European or African swallow?
“Vlad, just to let you know: we think there’s a terrorist attack imminent”
“LOL, I know. I organized it myself. Shut up, I need to make my people back harsh reactions.”
Onion/not the Onion… Hard to tell, barely a difference.
“I just love to sculpt short haired women, stop asking”
I thought my English failed me, but it is flawlessing as altimes.
The seagulls will eat you, no ragrets
Why can’t he pay? Too much avocado toast?
“No, more like piss, cheese and a horned beast.”
Drunk like a pro^TM
I thought about that as well. Let’s hope not.
“We both know it’s worth bigly more, your hones”
And some sort of homeless shelter in the penthouse
[B]acon [L]ettuce and [M]eaty tomato sandwiches in front.
I could imagine banks being suspicious after that trial as well.
Then let’s be miserable together sometimes and happy when the sun comes back.
That’s good. If you ever feel down, just remember: you’re not alone. A lot of us are miserable sometimes.
Wait, that doesn’t help at all…
So… Congrats? I’m sorry?
Hope you’re alright in some way 💖
So the last survivor will be chronically depressed?
“Why are they gaying me constantly? 😭”