Ah, music to my ears.

As if they aren’t already

sheer-agony/10

That’s objectively worse than being a 12 year old saying this

Best we can do is more executive bonuses

Far more likely something just went wrong

Cruel and unusual punishment

Given that it’s almost always projection with these people, has Musk gone full Hannibal Lector?

At least this’ll probably push more people to hate Republicans. Like, fucking with a man’s porn supply is just political suicide. At least I hope it is.

Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations…but I’m calling the police

Same, like it just seems so clear he was murked. And even if he was feeling guilty, wouldn’t he at least want to right his wrongs by finishing his testimony first?

I think I’d vomit before being able to even consider eating it.

god i hate weebs