We’re just apes that discovered math and invented a social order, then drove ourselves insane with them

Randy is fuckin devastated right now

Meemaw still got those lighting hands

The pineal man always finishes the fucking story

Welp, time to go take the longest shit of my life.

-that Russian cop

Aw, not JonTron. Food Network and Bugatti, sure. I could even be convinced of the Wu-Tang Clan with evidence, but not JonTron

The Kermorphs and Miketypes can hang out. The Yodakins can come, too, but those Shrektiforms are not fucking invited