Uncle

yup, they wear out after a while. great guessing game, here is a cookie! 🍪

19 years, 5 months, 21 days, 16 hours, and 23 minutes

someone did the math

hes the future head of production id say

im convinced my 50yr old macaw smiles at me when he beak sweeps his food dish all over the floor

as a person who has birds, i can 100% confirm this as true

Are we absolutely positive that Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe aren’t the same person?

Yes