No one will give him the $500 milion he needs, he even put up a 5 acer lot on the edge of Mara Lago, valued at $34 trillion as collateral.

Nicotine is nicotine, no matter what you want to believe.

This is also why gen z is looking so old vape.

I’m feeling F.I.N.E.

Fuck Is Not Enough

Technically Trump could be done with a simple majority, if you can get it through the senate.

Have you checked for Triboluminescence?

Just leave, and go where? There aren’t any places that are free from bigotry, just different levels.

Roommate Bugs

Out of pocket also means “not available for immediate contact” as in “I’m heading to the airport, and will be out of pocket for the next 8 hours.”

Jokes on you it’s hosting hornets.

I love that Newton had to invent calculus twice, because he was trying to teach it to someone else and they weren’t getting it, so Isaac got frustrated and threw the only copy of his notes into the lit fireplace.