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And more GOP theater, which they are also very bad at. None of these people have any skills. It’s like they grew up licking lead pipes, and still are.

She looks like a cellulite infested toe.

Not Safe For Wendell

Let’s see how much money trumpty dumpty has on March 25th? FatDonnie is the perfect example of “too big to fail”, he believes his wealth can protect him from everything, but his fake facade keeps falling off. I can’t wait to see the utter mess before the election.

I see a foam party coming on!!

I regularly have sex with my boss. . I’m self employed.

I love you for more than your huge dick.

True, but it’s still using the facade of being cool why pursuing the goal of being hot. Never realizing that it can never be smoking hot like the Microwave. Does anyone else smell popcorn burning? No? Just me?

Xitter, Fair & Balanced.

It was jealous of the microwave and wanted to be “hot” as well.

1. Privacy

2. Peace & Quiet

I’m pretty sure there is some legal version of “you can’t force a consumer to give up their legal rights”. This is why we need a strong Consumer Protection Bureau.

So… you are a 20-something, bleach blonde pornstar who is single???

Maybe it’s a misspelling? “Giraffe Women”. Yo! Nice neck!!

[beeping noises] “Please insert .50 to continue the call.”

Ed, I told you to get of the internet and turn off the light, I’m tired. And if you steal the covers again tonight you are sleeping on the couch for a week. Did you remember to take the trash out? Don’t sigh at me… you know how I hate that. Goodnight Ed.

Don’t forget you could smoke on public transit, Greyhound and airline flights.

This was called a “party line”. But it was never a party!

“Please insert .50 to continue the call.”

Donald trump is so rich, he can afford to lose a casino. He’s a gazillion-aire. He’s immune, and it was “a perfect phone call”.