*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

well I have been rendered speechless on several occasions. The most recent is when I told an employee at a high level in our organization who was setting a password not to use his name, old passwords, or anything sequential like abc123. I spent the next half hour trying to figure out why it wasn’t accepting his password until I had him tell me one of the rejected ones. hisname123456789. He told me it’s not abc123. This man has multiple degrees and uses a computer every day. How is he this tech illiterate and just plain illiterate

They were automatically updating their profiles with info from 3rd party sources. This resulted in personal information being displayed without consent or warning, and wild inaccuracies like updating a profile to say a man was based in london when he was still very much in california

shut up tommy nothing that cool is happening. Less people give a fuck about your dumb desert wizard because you are using him as an excuse to hurt people

Great B movie idea

ah yes the xxx milk worms do have a nice face

No such creature can exist

Never seems like a good thing when a religious group starts counting

They are audited by FAA “compliance officers” who conveniently are employees of the company they are auditing. No conflict of interest at all

detect magic, locate object: egg (2nd use type). Or fill the quarry with water and scoop up the floating rock