I mean ours in India are decently spread out by disctrict and they’re all holidays in that area.

How tf Americans don’t have a holiday on voting day 😭

Both will probably use this as a point in a future anti competitive case against them. “See?! We can totally be friends with each other! We’re definitely not going to use power to benefit only ourselves whenever we get the fucking chance to!”

Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this

Higher than normal but not even close to annoying IMO.

This sounds basic enough that you’d almost certainly be able to do this with Tasker. It’s not FOSS though (and a paid app).

At this point I have genuinely have no fucking idea what the game is about

That’s what someone who’s broken a bone would say.