I would love to play theatre of the mind, but my table collectively has the spatial awareness of a barnacle.

That report is based on reading privacy policies, it doesn’t actually assess what cars / brands actually do or are capable of

Where I’m from “mince pie” is dried fruit and spices, while “mince” is equivalent to the US ground beef (or less commonly other meats), and a “meat pie” is made from beef mince.

It made for frustrating Christmasses as a child because mini meat pies (“party pies”) are delicious and available at every other celebration.

Then I take it back. I have never been as disappointed as the first time I was offered a “mince” pie

This meme does meat pies dirty (unless “mincemeat pie” is one of those horribly deceptive terms like “mince pie”)

Oh man I thought I understood the whole joke but missed the “cell wall” pun

I’ll throw in, YouTube channels are all fully functional RSS feeds, and you don’t need to interact with YouTube at all to get your subscriptions.

Wood didn’t rot in the carboniferous era. It used to build up in dense layers that became our modern coal veins.

At some point microorganisms evolved to exploit that vast resource. Now coal can no longer generate naturally and we have to keep wood structures dry or painted lest they be reclaimed by the Eafth.

I don’t know if there’s any reason it couldn’t happen to plastics. We’ve created the niche already, how long until something exploits it?