Schrodinger’s cash

That is chef’s kiss perfect 🤌

Honestly, good for him. I wish I could quit my job to focus on nutting in my wife.

Stormlight 5 coming out is exactly why I decided to start with my son now! If we time it right, we should be pretty close to when 5 is released!

Lol I love this image too. Soon. Soon.

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This was my favorite Letterman moment. When Drew Barrymore flashed him for his birthday.

Exactly. See:

• “Fake news”
• The Biden crime family
• Democrats stole the election
• Biden had classified documents
• Claims that Democrats want to get rid of democracy
• “No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

On Tuesday, Trump’s “Save America” leadership political action committee reported raising just $8,508 from donors in the entire month of January, while spending about $3.9 million, according to a new filing with the Federal Election Commission.

Two things: First, LMAO they only raised $8,508 in a month? They would have been better off opening a lemonade stand.

Second, remember when Trump first announced his candidacy and said he’d be paying for his campaign using his own personal money? How far we’ve come since then.

Hard to believe the deadline is Monday. Like you, I feel like I’ve been waiting for just some fucking consequence to finally catch up to this asshole for years. Can’t wait for them to seize Trump Tower and turn it into a Spirit Halloween.

That’s because they’re trying to normalize what Trump is being charged with in Georgia

Oh I didn’t realize you were talking about people that believed they’ve been abducted. I thought you just meant people that believed that aliens existed in general.

Just finished the Mistborn series (serieses? What’s the plural of series?) with my son. We’re about to start Stormlight. I’ve already read them once, but am stoked to read them again and have my son experience them for the first time!

That’s why whenever someone cuts me off in traffic, I say, “wow, that guy really must have to poop.”

So you gonna leave us hanging? Why did Superman throw Lois into a volcano?!

Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy

Same as alien believers

I view flat Earthers and people that believe in aliens as polar opposites. Flat Earthers think that the Earth is special and the center of the universe, with the heavens revolving around us. Alien believers see the universe as being incredibly vast and recognize that there’s nothing inherently special about our world and that life almost certainly exists elsewhere.

The best way to do this is targeting niches, areas with lower volume or high demand for content.

It’s Lemmy’s time to shine! If my time here has taught me anything, it’s that there’s a surprisingly high demand for Star Trek and Linux. Time to paint a penguin on my dick and live long and prostitute my ass.

I had a half hour meeting with a coworker today. 2 minutes in, he mentioned he was thinking about building a new PC. Almost an hour later we decided we needed to start talking about the meeting topic.

Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like “Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut.”

I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend’s mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like “is this really happening?” His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn’t know what busting a nut was or just wasn’t paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.

Edit: Found the link!

it sounds like they’re preparing some kind of mobilization/campaign to play the victim now that their options are quickly drying up.

Not disagreeing with you, but just wanted to point out that’s kind of their thing already.