quick, someone call Hall and Oates!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOAjzart78

The face of an Ethnic Cleanser when he’s not holding a gun

I think ANTIFA Tower has a nicer ring to it.

This just in… Sources state that Jared Kushner’s kidneys, liver, and spleen “could be very valuable” on the black market.
Sadly, his heart was deemed unfit for transplant.

Same. I still believe “if you take care of the pennies the dollars take care of themselves” of course, that implies the ownership of dollars, which some do not have, so this wisdom does not always translate completely.

maybe he was a beloved space exploration game released in 1985?

maybe they were in the pool

a will-o-the-wisp?

fyi most dairy cows are kept beyond the age of 3. You can see on the World Dairy Expo YouTube channel that there are cows producing up to the age of 6.

Heifers reach puberty at about 12 months old, but some delay until up to 20 months old. After breeding they gestate for 283 days (almost 9 1/2 months), give birth to their calf and give milk for about 10 months. “Culling” a cow at the age of three would mean only getting 2 full lactation cycles of milk from them, which isn’t super economical.

You’re not too far off the mark, though: once any individual animal becomes less profitable than a new one could be, they get culled.

projecting

definitely with the “never have another election” part

I think “whores” works well enough on its own, but some would argue whether it’s a gender-neutral term, so I am reluctant to use it.

stop

and some young’uns don’t understand that letting AOL onto the internet was the biggest mistake ever made.

I spent years playing games on Commodore-64. Suddenly they release the NES, and the first game I saw for it… kinda didn’t look super impressive compared to the games I was playing on the 64. My buddy says: “You can rent games now” and I shook my head in disbelief at the whole thing.

I had that on a particularly study business card. I used one of those fine-tip pens and got about 40 numbers on it. Now I talk to strangers on the internet, and the points don’t matter.

when I was wee we only needed to use 5 digits for many years. The system would assume the first digit you dialed was the final digit of the initial group. When they switched us to the full 7 digits people acted SO annoyed: who’s got that kind of time when you’re using a rotary phone?

he didn’t leave the building?

Same thing for VHS tapes. That had to be something **super **important, like if they showed Raiders on TV

I edited the file to change ‘now’ to ‘not’ just for grins.

I only saw it on TV. It must have been so surreal.