Magnets and string

I’m sorry, Sir, your arm is gone and you’re bleeding out. Please leave the workplace and die somewhere else.

That’s hilarious.

Right, I wanted to ask: is that actually the minimum energy to make the child reach the sun? What’s the minimum energy to launch something so it reaches the sun?

Wow, sounds almost as dangerous as Tug of War

Sounds like a domesticated species of land fish.