…later that evening, that’s when this poor wounded white male post doc subscribed to the Ben Shapiro podcast.

I was hoping for Davy Crockett, oh well…

Test subject: my little brother

“I find that I’m smarter than most people.”
“Whatever leads you to that conclusion?”
“I have a hammer and sickle wallpaper on my desktop! Also, those who are not me should learn to compromise. Because I won’t lift a goddamned finger to do such a thing myself, yuck. Also, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe.”

Yeah, well guess what - during the four years it squatted in the White House, the orange cock holster lifted restrictions on the use of asbestos in construction.
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe hA hA hA

Their reputations will be half-lifed!

So as not to offend Mr. & Mrs. Hypothesis?
(whisper) - “They’re standing right behind you.”

placebofacts.com!

Would you like to know more?

How do homeopathic memes work?
Upload one homeopathic meme on internet, dilute well and proceed to consume entire internet.

Math Beach! Where the Logic River meets the Chaos Sea!

Looks exactly like the kind of messaging that republicans have kept on quietly pushing towards potential left-leaning voters to keep them unengaged and aloof, for years and years.

A large serving of divide and conquer propaganda, plus making voting more difficult wherever they can, plus extreme flagrant gerrymandering. Cripple and destroy government programs whenever in power, keep on blaming “both sides” for it, election after election.

“Look how stupid they are! They keep on falling for it, we keep on serving it!”

London and Tokyo taxi drivers are the apex… the map apex… the mapex (pronounced MAY-pex)?

“Take me to that hotel that’s in front of a pub, I think it’s called The Fox & Hounds… I think it’s between a park and a Tube station”, and the crazy bastard could figure out exactly where you meant, even though there are multiple pubs named The Fox & Hounds in London.

when you ask a genie for something they’ll give it to you, but with a nasty twist

And if I remember correctly, it’s about asking a wish with precise, thoughtful phrasing, or it’s going to backfire.

“Your wish is my command.”
“I don’t want to see my mother-in-law ever again.”
Boom! Makes him blind.

More like
Lisan Ass Gaib
amirite?

EDIT: Kwitzass Haderach

Doctor Darwin, I presume. It almost looks like every medical prescription I’ve ever gotten.

What you are saying is this:

Couldn’t hear the endless barrage of republican dog whistles. Too subtle for his mind to capture.
Heard the shrill, blunt whistle loud and clear.

Because everything this orange asshole is saying directly, is what most previous republicans have been implying for decades.

They’ve been incredibly successful when they’ve been subtle, too.
For example - calling the war on minorities “the war on drugs” and filling it with “refer madness” propaganda. They’ve gotten the taxpayer to foot the gigantic bill for decades now.

Social media broke peoples’ brains, that fucking algorithm is tuned to keep users anxious for unnaturally prolonged periods of time.
They were warned they were the product, not the customer. They didn’t listen, they were too busy paying attention to what the algorithm was throwing their way.

I like to put watermarks in the middle of songs in my playlists, like a lion’s roar in the back with a Steven Hawking-like voice in the fore, saying some flat ‘n’ plastic-positive thing like “oh yeah!”.

One faction has a messiah fixation, thumps a Bible they’ve never even read (they just let some pastor tell them what’s in it), obsesses over guns and other peoples’ private (by which I mean sexual) lives and reproductive organs. They’ve been told and so believe that Sodom and Gomorrah was about the sex, but it was about righteousness and hospitality - and these are two things that they themselves lack completely.

There is a real problem, a real danger, because it fits historical patterns we’ve seen before - the so-called “ideas” that they spout with the language that they use - and they end up mindlessly, senselessly bringing EVERYBODY down with them.

They are a menace to all of us. Including themselves, but they don’t see it. And neither does the “both sides” argument, a lazy excuse for not acknowledging that the proverbial emperor has no clothes.

You skipped a generation. Let’s wait and see who they cast as Leto II and Ghanima for Children Of Dune… if they get there at all.

They have played us for absolute fools

Who is “they”?
“They… you know… they. The librul… mooslem… communist… trans… lizard overlord… libruls!”