Or sucking on the backs of church pews. Also decent source of lead. Or licking their fingers after loading their guns, or eating fishing sinkers because they look like Hershey Kisses.
There are a myriad of ways that gene splash pad of a caucus could get so dumb, but I’ve already wasted too much life imagining those.
Plus “Broke Don” can read as a play on “broke down”
Donnie Rotten, kinda as a nice ring, but doesn’t speak to the finances as well.