Sucked backwards down the golden shitter on his plane, mid flight, shredded, and strewn across the Atlantic. The oil slick would be the size and shape of Florida, and the damage to sea life, severe, but I think it would be worth it for the spectacle.

“Lied with his hands” sounds awkward though.

I’ve known people this vapid, even if it’s fake, this has absolutely happened.

Yeah I felt like including anyone older than the 1900’s was cheating considering people back then died in their 60’s from having bad teeth back then, let alone bloodletting.

Probably harder now than ever. I think the last time it was tried, roughly 2/5ths of the population wanted it and they failed miserably, and they were still using Muskets then.

The majority of presidents have been under 60. Obama, Clinton, Bush 2, Jimmy Carter, JFK, both Roosevelts…

Only Trump and Biden have been over 70. Regan missed it by like 20 days.

He already spent it. Probably on gold plating his own turds.

I love how that cut so bone-deep you got downvotes for it.

This was my mom. It was the house she grew up in, not worth much. She ended up renting to a bunch of people over the years, way below market, and eventually let a family living there save up enough for a down payment to afford a loan to buy it from her. They’re still friends with them and the new owners take good care of the place. My parents are much happier knowing it’s being used well vs being landlords.

What’s the difference between a pod of orcas and a cell of orcas?

conviction.

I think we can market this as “underwater fireworks” and actually make money while the problem solves itself.

Except Delirium Turdbrains, his plan is to run his mouth off until he physically can’t. I’d be impressed with Swift if she could shut him up in one, because he literally wouldn’t until he was unconscious.

I showed this to my wife and she said “Who the fuck had Dove money at 25?”

An article:

https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actually-glow-in-visible-light

The paper:

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0006256

It’s pretty old, no idea about folowups

don’t worry, we’re expanding with it!

Some parts are, other parts not so much.

My router actually can’t keep up Even with deep packet inspection and all the security features turned off I can’t crack 1700. If I connect directly to their provided router I get the full 2K. (I have a first version unifi dream machine pro, the SE supposedly handles it just fine).

It was a long road, getting from there to here.

2000/1000

be not afraid.