My favorite thing about conspiracy theories is the all-at-once victory these events are supposed to be.
Like, dissenting opinions are so heavily discouraged that everything gets turned into some 5D mental chess gambit. So you get things like:
They were trying to kidnap scientists without anyone knowing
Okay. Kind of elaborate for that, but why not.
And they made a lot of money.
O… kay. I guess. Does that mean the money was important to the scientist kidnappi—
And there was a lot of evidence on that plane they needed gone, too.
Wow, popping this plane really was a golden egg, wasn’t it?
And I suppose Roe v. Wade doesn’t factor into your goals then either?