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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • My favorite thing about conspiracy theories is the all-at-once victory these events are supposed to be.

    Like, dissenting opinions are so heavily discouraged that everything gets turned into some 5D mental chess gambit. So you get things like:

    They were trying to kidnap scientists without anyone knowing

    Okay. Kind of elaborate for that, but why not.

    And they made a lot of money.

    O… kay. I guess. Does that mean the money was important to the scientist kidnappi—

    And there was a lot of evidence on that plane they needed gone, too.

    Wow, popping this plane really was a golden egg, wasn’t it?