His son better be keeping a close eye on his browsing history in the coming months. Can’t have him masturbating his stress away.

I just want the unqualified cable tech to not snip the cable to my antenna while he’s in my backyard.

I’m ok with this.

My mother-in-law straight up bought the Nigerian Prince scam hook, line and sinker.

Human trafficking is ok when it’s a corporation doing it. Just like murder.

1 calorie is interchangeable for approximately 4.1868 joules. Therefore, assuming his math was correct (many say it was not), I’m coming up with 2,687,016,337 calories needed. According to google, sourcing from the USDA, your average peanut butter sandwich has 384 calories. Therefore you’d be expending approximately 6,997,438 peanut butter sandwiches worth of energy to punt the ungrateful little shit into the sun.

The fiery pits of hell

Looks like he already shot his ass off.