And nothing of value was lost.
And nothing of value was lost.
Which side of the car the gas tank is.
Did they stand on top of each other in a trench coat?
Thoughts and prayers
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
Exactly heh heh heh…d’oh!
It was. They also made a red version which was a good berry soda.
Is this loss?
I don’t know, I’m at a loss.
Marge, can you set the oven to cold?
I usually save my junk mail for that purpose.
Downloading what you think is a song off a file sharing program only to find out that it’s a virus.
I feel ya. Navigation by paper maps was my specialty. Now I’m a soldier without a war, relegated to shit posting on the Internet.
There’s no California County in Maryland.
Acting and professional sports are dream jobs with plenty of fresh faces waiting in line and yet they have unions.
Airports work like this. You arrive two hours before takeoff only to find out like half an hour before takeoff that the flight is delayed because there’s no plane.
THEY GAVE ME A LOLLIPOP AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE FOR BEING SO BRAVE
Rugrats after they added Dil. He was dead weight and the show went from the babies going on adventures to the babies taking care of a baby.
Kinda hard to play ball when you injure yourself on the first drive.