Silly, houses can’t fly

They are. We’re all dead.

This is the shittiest afterlife.

Now now, you shouldn’t put yourself down like that. I’m sure you’re not dumb.

Although, why the fuck are we not plastering those giant nuclear vent thingies (the technical term) with solar panels? Or really any surface that can support them?

Tigers are sexy af and he’s obviously into it, practically on top of me even with others around. You’re just mad because you can’t get face-fucked by this magnificent muscular beast. Go on and prance around with your little lady, Jesus, I’ve got testosterone and sement in my evening plans.