I assume all of these churches and ministry organizations that are endorsing Trump have given up their tax-exempt status, right?

Maybe they want to have another go at Afghanistan. Seems to always work out well for whoever tries it.

Suicide orgy: You come and then you go.

Do they ever mention how our current government is trying to destroy the nation? Or are the horrors too unspeakable? I often see references to “all the things” and “so many things”. What’s just one of those things?

Is this a copypasta? Because it’s pretty good.

Has it shriveled, or has it slightly declined? You can’t have both.

It’s George Soros’ plot to use space lasers to turn your kids gay and keep prayer out of schools, duh.

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s about not bullying people who are different and letting them live their lives with dignity. Nah, it’s the laser thing.

I remember back in my teenage days, I tried to track some menstruations. It didn’t end well.

Turns out there’s a bug in the client I’m using and it wasn’t showing the comment about anti-intellectualism. All the comments I could see were replies to that comment that I couldn’t see, so I assumed they were replies to OP.

I don’t understand why people think OP doesn’t know it’s satire.