I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It’s time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What’s your idea?
What about all the piss and poop in the river? Fish can’t be trained to use a bathroom, so they just defecate in the water, 24x7. Gross!