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    Did he have a magnumus dongus?

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      He had a Biggus Dickus

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        Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

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        He has a wife, you know

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        Quite the colossal cockus

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      Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

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      Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

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        Romanes Eunt Domus!

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      Velikus tičus

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    That guy invented the salad?

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    To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

    I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

    I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

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      I mean… those glasses on his face look awfully modern too…

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        Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

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      It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

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        the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.

        I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

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    Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

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    My god, he’s beautiful.

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      Peak masculine beauty

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    So they had glasses back then.

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    Et tu, rum ham?

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      Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I’m giving this guy a handjob under the table.

      Brutus: She’s mashing it.

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    Don’t listen to that Frank, it’s a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

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    It’s the serial killer meme all over again

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