Florida legislators have been quietly working to ban and criminalize the production and sale of cell-cultivated meat across the state, via the introduction of two bills.
  • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    “Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:

    If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.

    Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.

    Let it be law. “