return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoIt’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand?www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square216fedilinkarrow-up1384arrow-down119
arrow-up1365arrow-down1external-linkIt’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand?www.nbcnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square216fedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55arrow-down1·8 months ago1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist 2: Put it in a can 3: Call it death while pointing out that it’s neither solid, gas, nor plasma 4: ??? 5: Profit
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 months agoAnyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoSorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 months agoSperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoOnly when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, though.
minus-squareKedly@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoOnly certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!
minus-squarexx3rawr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoShould’ve called it Infant Annihilation
1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist
2: Put it in a can
3: Call it death while pointing out that it’s neither solid, gas, nor plasma
4: ???
5: Profit
Anyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.
Sorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.
Sperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!
Only when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, though.
Only certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!
Should’ve called it Infant Annihilation